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category national | consumer issues | news report author Wednesday September 15, 2010 19:42author by Seán Ryan and Madam K Report this post to the editors

A man of the people. Flawed yes. But a man of the people all the same. Some alcohol, some nudity and some public urination, we take to the streets with Brian Cowen to say sorry.
Getting the raw Cowen
Getting the raw Cowen

We caught up with the slightly inebriated Mr Cowen today as he staggered amongst the common people. He's genuinely sorry. The poor man made his way from person to person, laying it all on the line for them. He's only human. He's got to save over €3 billion in December's budget and he demonstrated today that the poor will not be the sole victims in this. He produced a paper cup and in the two hours or so that we spent with him, collected significant funds to offset December's targets.

Nobody could spend time with Brian without querying the mysteries of this misunderstood and enigmatic man. We had lots of questions for him. We first caught up with him in a bar and after he had put his trousers back on he agreed to talk to us.

We first asked him about the giveaway of Irish resources to Shell and the Shell to Sea campaign. Of particular interest was the thorny issue of CAOs (Compulsory Acquisition Orders). After all this is the first time in the history of the State that a private business has been allowed to order people off their land. The Constitution requires that such an order must solve an exigency with regard to the common good. We thought we had Brian by the short and curlies on this one. We were wrong: "This country is fucked... Fianna Fail is fucked... The country's fucked because Fianna Fail is fucked. That's a fuckin' exigency. If I can make Shell happy then I'll be happy and thus, Fianna Fail will be happy. Emergency over..." He said that he supports the Shell to Sea campaign. It keeps the gardaí occupied and physically fit, he told us. When asked did he support the campaign of physical violence and criminalisation against the group he said: "Sure they're fuckin' hippies, they love that..."

When asked to comment about the Road Through Tara Project, Brian replied that too many people are caught up in the past and said that "the future is in the future." A couple of points later and after a brief session on the floor where this great man shed tears for his country he sobbed that he loves Tara and that it was very important to worship and care for those who owned the land upon which the road was built.

What about Extraordinary Rendition being facilitated in Shannon Airport we asked him. "We have high quality assurances from our best friends in the US," he told us. "Better and more heartfelt assurances than anyone they lied to." Who couldn't be convinced by the openness and clarity of this besieged and broken man? We wept. We wept with him and drank some more. Then it was time to take to the streets. To meet the common man. Brian wanted to personally apologise.

Brian hit Grafton Street with a vengeance and after picking himself up, set about the task of connecting with the people. Armed with a paper cup, to help fund December's budget, a little blackboard to communicate his apology to those who couldn't hear his bellowing and a commitment to the electorate, Brian staggered through the throngs, telling anyone who'd listen, that he was sorry.

He's sorry for the "fuck up" that is NAMA. Gambling addiction is an illness he told people. He said that we shouldn't judge people on account of their illnesses. "We should love them unconditionally," he sobbed. At this point he needed to lie down for a while. Many passers by were seen to wipe years from their eyes as they passed the sobbing wreck. It wasn't just cheap emotion either. Many tightened their belts and gave generously, patriotically throwing coppers into Brian's cup. You could see the love. You could smell it.

This is not an exercise in spin on behalf of Brian. Far from it. Brian doesn't wobble his way out of this a sober and forgiven man. He lurches forward, urinates publicly and says he's sorry. That's not perfection. That's human and that's leadership.

As we left Brian to his fate we witnessed one last act. He stopped up, face first and dug greatly into the budget cup to give generously to a young lady collecting for animal rights. "This is for John... John Gormley... I fuckin' love that man," Brian told the A-Liberation activist. We could take no more. To stay longer would be to risk being blinded by greatness. Brian's sorry. And we're sorry for ever doubting him.

Many thanks to Agnieszka Chojnacka for some of the photos

On his back for Ireland
On his back for Ireland

To the common man!
To the common man!

Nama Merc
Nama Merc

Going cheap!
Going cheap!

 #   Title   Author   Date 
   Pics     Agnieszka Chojnacka    Wed Sep 15, 2010 19:47 
   More Pics     Agnieszka Chojnacka    Wed Sep 15, 2010 20:16 
   Hilarious     Tara Tara Tara    Thu Sep 16, 2010 17:48 
   "I'm Sorry!" Drunk With Brian Cowen in Dublin - Video     Seán Ryan    Thu Sep 16, 2010 22:42 
   Fianna failing miserably     Mise Tara 7    Fri Sep 17, 2010 13:21 
   Cowen pictures     Sean O Riain    Fri Sep 17, 2010 13:55 
   Thank you     Madam k    Fri Sep 17, 2010 14:20 
   Fine work     anarchaideologist    Fri Sep 17, 2010 19:04 
   Fianna Failure .     Sceptic    Fri Sep 17, 2010 21:41 
 10   poor diddums...they're making fun of him     V for vendetta    Sat Sep 18, 2010 01:12 
 11   Garglegate continues to pour scorn on the Life Of Brian .     Petra .    Sun Sep 19, 2010 06:29 
 12   Over the top     Rhona    Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:07 
 13   er     garglegate    Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:09 
 14   It Comes With The Territory     children_of_lir    Sun Sep 19, 2010 16:13 
 15   great     stuff    Sun Sep 19, 2010 18:20 
 16   im sorry?     hennessey    Sun Sep 19, 2010 18:42 
 17   gone too far     sick and tired    Mon Sep 20, 2010 00:08 
 18   please don't laugh at drunks     Ollie    Mon Sep 20, 2010 18:14 
 19   Give it a break     .    Mon Sep 20, 2010 20:11 
 20   Are Fianna Fail themselves laughing at drunks?     V for vendetta    Mon Sep 20, 2010 22:28 
 21   V4V,     ollie    Tue Sep 21, 2010 14:44 
 22   burn the bank down     marxist revolution    Tue Sep 21, 2010 21:12 
 23   My kind of Marx     Madam K    Tue Sep 21, 2010 21:17 
 24   carnt teach an auld dog new tricks .............................     bernard    Tue Sep 21, 2010 22:00 
 25   tomato...tomatoe,     potatoe ... poTaTo.    Tue Sep 21, 2010 22:00 
 26   " Down boy! There, that's a good dogma."     Madam K    Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:11 
 27   On the streets for not drinking enough.     Madam K    Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:32 
 28   Cowen is Under Pressure.     Brit.    Wed Sep 22, 2010 13:24 
 29   A socialist society lady?     .    Wed Sep 22, 2010 14:04 
 30   Events, dear Boy, Events.     Corkman    Wed Sep 22, 2010 14:29 
 31   Churchill     Bim    Thu Sep 23, 2010 17:03 
 32   Our "dear leader" has us the laughing stock of the world     V for vendetta    Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:44 


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